Smelly Cats - The baseball team
Who are we ? We are a group that gather once a week to participate in beer-league softball. Mostly our effort are pathetic and unworthy of reporting home about. But, we have fun and are one hell of a sexy group. Hopefully NBC won't get their panties in a twist over the name but if they do get wind of us...please send Jennifer or Courtney (preferably both) up here to check us out.
Friday, June 24, 2005
Game 7 Review - A good effort
Well, the good news is we had a lot of fun. The bad news is that we lost 18-14.
We had a slow start allowing them to score 7 runs in the first inning but managed to keep our spirits high anyway. I thought everyone played really well and we could have actually beaten these guys if we had played one more inning.
It was good to see that they had lightened up a little bit from all the games we've played against them and were actually decent last night.
Well, that's it. Nothing creative, entertaining or perverted from me this report card.
Good job Cats !
- B
Friday, June 17, 2005
Game 7 - June 23rd ** GAME WARNING**
June 26 Forecast
Originally uploaded
Game 7 is at St. Marguerite School @ 4700 Richard Road S.W
All right everyone, we knew this was coming....We're playing "THEM" again. Dave has promised he will be wearing his old hat and underwear for the next game so we need everyone to get psyched up to kick some ass. We're more fun, better looking and we can beat these guys.
I'd suggest that everyone show up early for this one to get that extra beer and group hug in !
Our confirmed players so far are :
Blaine, Karen, Heidi, Bill, Jayson, Shauna, Alek, Steve, Davey-Boy, Scott & Pat.
- Blaine
Game 6 review - We are on fire baby !
What's that smell ? That my friends is the sweet smell of yet another victory. We played hard, we had fun and the result was a 18-8 win ! Way - to - go - Cats !!
All in all we had a great game. Rich was on fire snagging everything that came his way, Dave had his moments too, and Jayson knocked one over the fence !! I managed to sneak in a home run too although my pitching was absolute shit. If I've forgotten any great plays it's Molson's fault. Send me some reminders and I'll be sure to update the site.
The team we played were a fun lot and even managed to enjoy themselves after Steve damn near killed one of their players with a line drive to Mr. Happy. My hat goes off to that guy, I'd have been laying in the fetal position crying like a little boy at a Michael Jackson sleep-over.
Well, congrats again everyone, I'm proud of you guys ! Ha, just kidding, you're a sorry bunch of bastards and I only come out to release on you. Ok, there are a couple of you I'd sleep with after enough beer.
Great game guys, and girls, see you next week.
- Blaine
Monday, June 13, 2005
Game 6: June 16th
As long as if stops frickin raining, Game 6 is at King George. I'll be bringing the cooler and my usual bag of tricks.
Our confirmed players so far are :
Blaine, Alek, Karen, Scott, Rich, Shauna, Jayson, Heidi, Doug & Super Dave.
- Blaine
Game 5 Review - the Cats rally to a 15 - 5 victory !
We had one hell of a game and managed to pull off a 15-5 victory. I think it had a lot to do with all the new faces that come out. Thank you to Steve, Becky, Cherie, Kathleen, Roger and Jason for coming out and having some fun with us. The team we played were a fun lot too and that always makes a difference.
The play of the game has to go to Pat and Doug. Pat for somehow getting the ball from deep centre to Doug on Second base who pulled off this Jean Claude Van Damme style stretch to catch the ball and still keep one foot on the bag. I'd have ripped my bag trying a stunt like that.
Honorable mentions have to go out to Kathleen for the cannon that she calls an arm, man can that girl throw, and also to Shauna and Jason (her brother) for entertaining us with their strong family bond. I believe I heard them lovingly refer to each other as "Fat Bastard" and "Whorebag". Now that's love.
Great game everyone !
Blaine
Friday, June 03, 2005
Game 5: June 9
Game 5 is at EP Scarlett at 7:00 pm. As usual, I'll be bringing the beer and I'll add some Mike's hard lemonaide ! I'm also open to requests.
Our confirmed players so far are :
Blaine, Jayson, Shauna, Rich, Cherie, Pat, Doug, Becky, Roger, Alek, Kathleen, & Doug's Buddy.
- Blaine